Canada, Snoop Dogg, and Gravity Testing

Yo. So Megan slept over last night...it was awesome. This is the convo we were having at like 2 in the morning:

Me: I wish there was someone to text right now.
Megan: Eli?
Me: Nah...forget it.

We had to play volleyball in the backyard so we wouldn't run over "Snoop Dogg". And then the moms were having "nurse talk" while we were watching "Little Miss Perfect". We kept screaming,"Stop talking bout us like we're not here!"-total ignoration on their part.

Oh, and my fave video of all time:

Ellen: New Jersey is one of the 13 colonies, name the rest of them.
Snooki: All of them:
Ellen: Yah.
Snooki: Ok...Pennsylvania...Massachusets...Canada?

WRONG!!!

and...

Ellen: New Jersey's nickname is the Garden State. What's the Olive Garden's Slogan?
Pauly D: "We don't pump gas,we pump our fist!"

WRONG!!! But hilarious.

And my favorite quote of all time:

"I didn't just trip right now, I was testing gravity...it works." -Megan